1. "The majority of Terrans were six-legged. They had territorial squabbles and politics and wars and a caste system. They also had sufficient intelligence to survive on that barren boondocks planet for several billions of years.

    We are not concerned here with the majority of Terrans. We are concerned with a tiny minority - the domesticated primates who built cities and wrote symphonies and invented things like tic-tac-toe and integral calculus. At the time of our story, these primates regarded themselves as the Terrans. The six-legged majority and other life-forms on that planet hardly entered into their thinking at all, most of the time.

    The domesticated primates of Terra referred to the six-legged majority by an insulting name. They called them “bugs.”

    There was one species on Terra that lived in very close symbiosis with the domesticated primates. This was a variety of domesticated canines called dogs.

    The dogs had learned to achieve a rough simulation of guilt and remorse and worry and other domesticated primate characteristics.

    The domesticated primates had learned how to achieve simulations of loyalty and dignity and cheerfulness and other canine characteristics.

    The primates claimed that they loved the dogs as much as the dogs loved them. Still, the primates kept the best food for themselves. The dogs noticed this, you can be sure, but they loved the primates so much that they forgave them.”

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